Do you know what the most unhinged part of parenting is?
- Sarah Butler
- 2 days ago
- 1 min read
This is the 4th child I’m experiencing it with and honestly i don’t think it gets any easier
It’s being a passenger with your L plater 😂
You spend 16 years trying to keep them alive then one day you’re passing the car keys over
Let me give a little visual of what you experience
🫠 Pushing an imaginary brake through the floor
🫠Holding onto the door handle like it’s keeping the car on the road
🫠Flinching every time another car goes past
🫠Telling them to slow down even though they are doing under the speed limit
🫠Saying you’re doing great through clenching your jaw and trying to work out if you should call an ambo because of your heart rate
Honestly one minute you’re wiping a toddlers butt, the next they’re saying “Mum brah trust”
(in english that’s mum trust me)
Umm trust you? Really?
Mate, you nearly mounted the kerb pulling out of the driveway 😂
So to every L plater mum out there I know you’re not okay. I’ve got no advice you’ve got to just ride through it
This shit doesn’t come in the parenting manual so send it to another parent you know, who’s about to go through this wild journey too.
Sarah 🤍

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